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vampnoir:

I need to go out with someone who is willing to give me oral sex every day for the rest of my life

2 days ago with 536 notes

floresenelatico:

Ghostly gifs made from archive photos – the haunting work of Kevin Weir

4 days ago with 2,069 notes
4 days ago

Need to stop giving people the effort that don’t deserve it. If I only have one life I cannot bare to waste any more energy and time on something that causes me more grief than happiness.

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bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

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A classic.

A classic.

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lickystickypickyshe:

In other cannabis news today:

Ms Hewitson, of Exmouth, asked for help from BBC Radio Devon’s show The Potting Shed - who told her she had unwittingly grown a 1.5m cannabis plant.

“I sent a picture in via email and I got a couple of interesting emails back, including one from the police. They said they wouldn’t prosecute me as I’d done it in good faith”, she said.A spokesperson for the BBC told i100: “It is a genuine story. The expert advised the caller to contact the police.”

A spokesperson for Devon and Cornwall Police told the BBC: “The lady has committed an offence although there are mitigating circumstances so we would not look to take it further although we would take it away.”

1 week ago with 29,071 notes
Cosmo Sex Tip #720

the-gloaming-beyond-the-stars:

When he gets hard, lift him up and break his back over your knee. Tell him that when Gotham is ashes, he has your permission to cum.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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datingyourdad:

something to live by

datingyourdad:

something to live by

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marinaesque:

the making of Fantastic Mr Fox - photo by Ray Lewis

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